Chill out. Stop taking everything in life so seriously.
1. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
2. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like bananas.
4. Dry erase boards are remarkable.
5. Let epsilon be less than zero.
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